I really need a personal assistant. I need someone to organize my life so I can have a clear plan of what I need to do each day. An assistant would be well-equipped to schedule my meetings, wake me up on time, answer my phone calls and coordinate my never ending "to-do" list.

My daughter turns 10 today and I can't wait for this birthday to be OVER! She has been talking about her birthday for the past 6 months. The party...her outfit...her hair....her manicure...blah blah blah. I can't take it anymore.

Santa Claus doesn't exist...in my house. Since my children could crawl they have known that Santa is nothing more than an over weight guy playing dress up in the mall.

WHAT IN THE WORLD is Pom Pon? To me it's like the dancing/cheering/gymnastics but with a "Rockettes" synchronized feel. That's what she has been part of since she started nineth grade. She quickly moved to Varsity and the Varsity has been the the #1 in the High Kick for the last three years. Go Farmigton!!!!

Reading is a daily activity in our home and we take frequent trips to the book store to stock up on the latest Dork Diaries or Captain Underpants book.

My daughter had a scheduled doctor's appointment after not visiting her allergist since she was 2 1/2 years old. That's when we found out she was allergic to every type of seafood.